Oh, I know, not really. But I really do love this:
Bobby Jindal, conservative fucktard extraordinaire, mocks the idea of volcano monitoring. The next month, a major volcanic eruption covers Sarah Palin's hometown in ash.
Karl Rove, Susan Collins and Arlen Specter flap their gums about what a waste of money pandemic flu preparations are. A month later, hello Swine Flu.
h/t Canadian Cynic